Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
the elegance of this joke is really, really up my alley.
Ayoade on Ayoade
already chuckled/maniacally cackled at this, numerous times. subsequently, and simultaneously. Getting this as soon as october 2nd comes around